Woman cancels her wedding after discovering her pastor fiancé has ‘tiny manhood’

Award-Winning Akwa Ibom MC, Imaan Mike Umoh, Shares Shocking Reason for Wedding Cancellation

Acclaimed Akwa Ibom MC, Imaan Mike Umoh, has revealed a surprising reason behind the cancellation of a client’s wedding: her pastor fiancé reportedly lacks manhood.

Umoh disclosed this in a Facebook post on Friday, July 19, 2024. The wedding, initially set for next week, has been called off due to this revelation.

“SERIOUSLY I DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS GENDER AGAIN OOO. It is always my policy to check on my clients to understand their level of preparation for the event,” Umoh wrote.

However, today’s update was anything but good. The couple’s traditional marriage was scheduled for next Thursday and the wedding for Saturday. Our conversation this Wednesday went as follows:

Her Mike, I have known this guy for 8 months now (a pastor), and I was comfortable with his policy of NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE. But Mike, on Sunday, he paid my dowry, so I decided to talk him into sex on Tuesday. My brother, my would-have-been husband has no manhood! I doubt the marriage will hold.”

**Me:** “What?”

She called me again this morning to confirm there will be no marriage.

Please note: I have her consent to share this here.

“Mbọk, what is your take on this? She will be reading your comments.”

The story has elicited various reactions, with most people advising the woman against proceeding with the wedding.

“When I say if I don’t see it, we are going nowhere, people think I am joking,” wrote one commenter, Juliet Uduak Michael.

Another person added, “We must try this before committing. If you are struggling afterward, I won’t proceed. This mistake is avoidable. Brothers and sisters in the Lord, test before saying ‘I do.’ See and feel the size before agreeing. Nobody should preach to me; when the pastor finishes, I open my own Bible.”


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    Babalola Isaac

    Hmmmm,may God help us.

    Brotherhood have take over the city. ( We’re in end-time ).

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